Fabio is the celebrated writer of 911, a popular song by urban artist Mora.
Joking aside: on Puerto Rican Twitter—back when it was still called Twitter, RIP—a Mora fan asked who had written Jhayco’s famous verse on 911. The question appeared during a tiraera following the release of Ankhal’s song SI PEPE.
Mora replied: “Fabio.” Think of it as one of Puerto Rico’s many equivalents to a “deez nuts” joke.
The unfortunate fan then asked ¿quién carajo es Fabio? (“who the hell is Fabio?”), triggering a catastrophic series of events in Mora’s mind. There was no going back.
David will live forever in our hearts as the poor Twitter user whom they cogieron de pendejo.